I don't really use facebook as much as I used to do. But I know types of
facebook friend on everyone's facebook account. Now let's go to list shall we?
The Over Share:
It is the person that shares everything happening in
their life, doesn't matter what is it they are doing they will post everything
as long as it can be documented. For example, “Drinking a glass of water,
feeling #blessed.”
The Under Share:
It is the kind of the person who shares nothing. When you
go to their timeline all you could see is the date their profile was created.
And for the profile picture they have that default icon.
The Chat Only:
It is the person whom you friended because you had like
15-20 mutual friends but still you have never seen in your life. And the
suddenly one day, you and that person are online at the same time and they will
start conversation with you. And next thing you know, they are online every
time you go online. You can’t help but wonder if they are stalking you and then
block them because you get paranoid.
The Lyrics Quotes
These are those people whose timeline are filled with
their favorite songs quotes.
Some time you have to google which song are they
referring to.
The Life Quotes
I don’t know where they get all inspiration for life or
may be the copy paste the quotes from the internet. Their timelines are filled
with people’s quotes about life and motivations. Sometimes reading their quotes
would make you go crazy. Even when they post selfies their caption will be
something like
The Depressing Post
Reading these people’s post makes you sad AF. Those
people just don’t seem to like anything but their own depressing post. Even
when someone has Birthday they will post something like “Congratulation! You
are closer to your death by one year.” I don’t know if I should be angry with
them or pity them (for their lack of social conversation).
The Commenter
The person who never talks to you in real life neither they
chat with you but will always comment when you post something in your timeline.
The Tantrum
I don’t know if either I should call them attention
seeker or drama queen (queen for both male and female). They will post
something incomplete targeting to someone and when someone comments what is
wrong they will throw some more shades.
The Narcissist
These people are the worst, because they like to rub off
everything they do. They make us hate our life because they are living their
dream.
And last but definitely not the least:
The Link-er
These are the person who will keep constantly posting
random thing from the internet news, music, those automatically posting on
friend’s timeline viruses, articles (Yay! Sorry for that, my FB friends!)
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