Thursday, September 22, 2016

Types of Friends on Your Facebook


I don't really use facebook as much as I used to do. But I know types of facebook friend on everyone's facebook account. Now let's go to list shall we?


The Over Share:



It is the person that shares everything happening in their life, doesn't matter what is it they are doing they will post everything as long as it can be documented. For example, “Drinking a glass of water, feeling #blessed.”

The Under Share:

It is the kind of the person who shares nothing. When you go to their timeline all you could see is the date their profile was created. And for the profile picture they have that default icon.

The Chat Only:

It is the person whom you friended because you had like 15-20 mutual friends but still you have never seen in your life. And the suddenly one day, you and that person are online at the same time and they will start conversation with you. And next thing you know, they are online every time you go online. You can’t help but wonder if they are stalking you and then block them because you get paranoid.

 The Lyrics Quotes

These are those people whose timeline are filled with their favorite songs quotes.
Some time you have to google which song are they referring to.

The Life Quotes

I don’t know where they get all inspiration for life or may be the copy paste the quotes from the internet. Their timelines are filled with people’s quotes about life and motivations. Sometimes reading their quotes would make you go crazy. Even when they post selfies their caption will be something like

  
 

The Depressing Post

Reading these people’s post makes you sad AF. Those people just don’t seem to like anything but their own depressing post. Even when someone has Birthday they will post something like “Congratulation! You are closer to your death by one year.” I don’t know if I should be angry with them or pity them (for their lack of social conversation).


The Commenter

The person who never talks to you in real life neither they chat with you but will always comment when you post something in your timeline.

The Tantrum

I don’t know if either I should call them attention seeker or drama queen (queen for both male and female). They will post something incomplete targeting to someone and when someone comments what is wrong they will throw some more shades.

The Narcissist

These people are the worst, because they like to rub off everything they do. They make us hate our life because they are living their dream.


And last but definitely not the least:

The Link-er

These are the person who will keep constantly posting random thing from the internet news, music, those automatically posting on friend’s timeline viruses, articles (Yay! Sorry for that, my FB friends!)




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